Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 6

The Bachelorette

It. Is. Game time. This is where we find who are the pretenders and contenders are, and thankfully we got more pretenders after Jordan left. There was a debate, a lot of drama, and even some body shaming. Also, is it just me or did ABC step their music game up? Idk, something to watch for the future though. Another note: Becca is looking more and more snacky, and I am loving it. Date 1: Richmond Tour, Jason Date Grade: B Competitor Grade: B+ The museum was weird, the donut…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 5

The Bachelorette

This was something. It gave us everything that we needed from a Bachelorette episode. We had a two-on-one with the most electric character in the show, we had the rise of a new trash character, we had Leo singing to a horse, and we had Vegas Baby. This week and the next are two of the biggest for Becca. This is where she weeds out the real from the fake, this week, she did a very good job of doing just that. Date 1: Camel Ride, Colton Date Grade: C-…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 1

The Bachelorette

Oh boy, here we go. We are back with everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure, The Bachelorette. If you forgot, I am not here to give you a run down of the show, but to give you the 120% completely correct power rankings of how every guy in the show ranks in the mind of The Bachelorette, our hometown girl, Becca. Saying that, I got a couple of notes. First off, I am watching this while driving tractor. Think of a more alpha combo, I’ll wait… Secondly, this is my first time…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 8

  It is hometowns ladies and gents. These next two week, between hometowns and fantasy suites are some of the most high pressure times of the games. I mean really, what is worse? Breaking up with a girl after you meet their parents or sleeping with them? Hmm, not sure, either way these contestants are in for a wild ride. This week had many twists and turns, the curse of #2 in the power rankings was lifted, and Lauren is still here. Let’s get into it. Hometown 1: Taxidermy Trip…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 7

  This week was another pretty incredible week in one of the best season of the bachelor in my opinion, but we are not here to read about my opinion. We are here to break down 110% always true facts of who is on top of the bachelor this week. This is proven by the fact that my top two girls from last week are still in the game, wait, no they aren’t. So, I don’t know, maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about anymore, but it’s still…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 6

It’s the best time of the year, two-on-one time. This idea, which is practically every man’s fantasy, creates the greatest shit shows in television history. This season’s was no exception, but we will get into that later. This week was headlined by the two-on-one, but there were other very important needle mover things that happened and all in the “city of love,” Paris. Here we go. Date 1: Tourist trip in Paris, Lauren B. Date Grade: B Competitor Grade: B Wow, lots of B’s for Lauren B. Which makes sense…