Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 10

The Bachelorette

I’m going to say this right now, I did not want to watch a 3 HOUR F*CKING FINALE. Are you kidding me ABC??  What the hell are they going to talk about for 3 hours???? Can we please stop this, this episode felt more like a chore than anything really. Another note is this was obviously Becca’s sister’s coming out party. As she played a much bigger role than anyone else in her family. Huge for her brand. Final point. Blake when he watches back on this is going to…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 8

The Bachelorette

I’ve got way too many Tia-Colton takes. First. Man, I forgot how much Bekah, the like 22-year-old from Arie’s season, sucks. Her little comments and astonished looks during the whole Tia thing are just trash. She also tweeted a picture of Tia and Colton: Tia+Colton: “yeah Becca, we’re both 100% over each other! we’re TOTALLY not planning on getting back together/probably engaged the minute we’re in paradise (we’re gonna get so many followers from this manufactured narrative lol)” pic.twitter.com/xs642erU1a — bekah martinez ♡ (@whats_ur_sign_) June 15, 2018 Trash Bekah. #2.…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 6

The Bachelorette

It. Is. Game time. This is where we find who are the pretenders and contenders are, and thankfully we got more pretenders after Jordan left. There was a debate, a lot of drama, and even some body shaming. Also, is it just me or did ABC step their music game up? Idk, something to watch for the future though. Another note: Becca is looking more and more snacky, and I am loving it. Date 1: Richmond Tour, Jason Date Grade: B Competitor Grade: B+ The museum was weird, the donut…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 5

The Bachelorette

This was something. It gave us everything that we needed from a Bachelorette episode. We had a two-on-one with the most electric character in the show, we had the rise of a new trash character, we had Leo singing to a horse, and we had Vegas Baby. This week and the next are two of the biggest for Becca. This is where she weeds out the real from the fake, this week, she did a very good job of doing just that. Date 1: Camel Ride, Colton Date Grade: C-…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 1

The Bachelorette

Oh boy, here we go. We are back with everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure, The Bachelorette. If you forgot, I am not here to give you a run down of the show, but to give you the 120% completely correct power rankings of how every guy in the show ranks in the mind of The Bachelorette, our hometown girl, Becca. Saying that, I got a couple of notes. First off, I am watching this while driving tractor. Think of a more alpha combo, I’ll wait… Secondly, this is my first time…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 8

  It is hometowns ladies and gents. These next two week, between hometowns and fantasy suites are some of the most high pressure times of the games. I mean really, what is worse? Breaking up with a girl after you meet their parents or sleeping with them? Hmm, not sure, either way these contestants are in for a wild ride. This week had many twists and turns, the curse of #2 in the power rankings was lifted, and Lauren is still here. Let’s get into it. Hometown 1: Taxidermy Trip…