Oh, My Achin’ Attention Span: “Wick”ed Awesome

Who doesn’t love a revenge movie? One man, wronged in the extreme, sets out to avenge a loved one in brutal fashion, and, in turn, gives us, the audience, all that sweet catharsis that we’ve desperately needed since Janice in accounting ate the sandwich out of the office fridge that we brought from home (WE WROTE OUR NAME ON IT JANICE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!). But something unfortunate has happened to this genre. It’s come to be defined in this decade by an imposter. A false heir, if you…