Screw Superstitions

Harrison Smith

So in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Leia turns to a near carbonite Han and says “I love you.” And in all his eternal glory Han Solo responds “I know.” What a son of a bitch. He won. The dude was going to be turned into a literal rock, and he’s like, “I’m good, lemme win this shit.” On Sunday, January 14th, year of our lord two thousand eighteen, Messers Keenum and Diggs said that they’re tired of having luck go the other way, so Keenum called up the…

Do Your Job

What does Merriam-Webster say desperate means? “Utter loss of hope” What does success mean? It means that you don’t put up with shit. I’m new to this, but I spent the last few days in New England. You know, Connecticut, Boston, quaint, folksy, covered bridges, and the rest? You know what they’re good at? Winning. They win a lot. This is not to say that they have never lost, let us not forget, the Patriots were once so desperate that they hired a coach that had been fired by the…