Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 1

The Bachelorette

Oh boy, here we go. We are back with everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure, The Bachelorette. If you forgot, I am not here to give you a run down of the show, but to give you the 120% completely correct power rankings of how every guy in the show ranks in the mind of The Bachelorette, our hometown girl, Becca. Saying that, I got a couple of notes. First off, I am watching this while driving tractor. Think of a more alpha combo, I’ll wait… Secondly, this is my first time…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 8

  It is hometowns ladies and gents. These next two week, between hometowns and fantasy suites are some of the most high pressure times of the games. I mean really, what is worse? Breaking up with a girl after you meet their parents or sleeping with them? Hmm, not sure, either way these contestants are in for a wild ride. This week had many twists and turns, the curse of #2 in the power rankings was lifted, and Lauren is still here. Let’s get into it. Hometown 1: Taxidermy Trip…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 7

  This week was another pretty incredible week in one of the best season of the bachelor in my opinion, but we are not here to read about my opinion. We are here to break down 110% always true facts of who is on top of the bachelor this week. This is proven by the fact that my top two girls from last week are still in the game, wait, no they aren’t. So, I don’t know, maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about anymore, but it’s still…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 6

It’s the best time of the year, two-on-one time. This idea, which is practically every man’s fantasy, creates the greatest shit shows in television history. This season’s was no exception, but we will get into that later. This week was headlined by the two-on-one, but there were other very important needle mover things that happened and all in the “city of love,” Paris. Here we go. Date 1: Tourist trip in Paris, Lauren B. Date Grade: B Competitor Grade: B Wow, lots of B’s for Lauren B. Which makes sense…

Bachelor Power Rankings–Week 5

Welcome to the weekly power rankings of your favorite guilty pleasure. As a reference, I use this show completely as entertainment. This show is junk when taking it from any other standpoint. If you truly believe that these people are in this show for love. Nah. Sorry to break your heart, but these guys and girls are in this thing to become at least C list celebrities. Well anyway, let’s get into it. First a little recap of what happened this week. Date 1: Yacht Trip, Chelsea Date Grade: B+…

15 Things To Do Now That The Vikings Lost

If you are like me, you have finally started to get over the depression of the Vikings, once again, crushing every part of our hearts, and reality has started to set in. So, the real question is, what do we do now? I mean for the last five months, 90% of my free time has consisted of now pointless information about how the Vikings defense is the greatest thing ever. SPOILER ALERT. Big Dick Nick showed up in a big way. Well here is the no doubt, 100% best list…

Jon Gruden Was Right

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  The story of Case Keenum has been hammered into the heads of NFL fans since the time that he has started to have success with our Minnesota Vikings. But, it is worth another rundown. High School standout that only got one Division 1 offer→At the University of Houston. Keenum goes on to break about every record in the college books→Goes undrafted→Served in back-up roles to the Texans, Rams, the Texans again, and the Rams again for a back-up/starting role→Vikings sign him and the rest is history. Now after a…

5 Things Minnesotans are Ready to Return

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It’s that time of the year again. The snow is falling, you just got done watching “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” for the 18th time. You have actually decided that the Grinch is your spirit animal, and your little cousin is yelling in your ear asking if you have any games on your phone at the last Christmas of the year that actually comes a couple weekends after. ‘Tis the season But hey, at least you got the gift you wanted and all of your clothes you got actually fit,…