Let’s talk Twins: Spring Training Is Here

We got about a foot of snow like in the last 12 hours, it seems, yet spring is in the air. Spring camp has started in Florida, and the Twins have acquired some of the pitching help we’ve been asking for the last few years in relievers Fernando Rodney and Addison Reed, as well as starters Michael Pineda, Anibal Sanchez and Jake Odorizzi. I realize two of those three starters likely won’t factor in this season (if Sanchez does at all), but it’s still good to see some transactions happening…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 7

  This week was another pretty incredible week in one of the best season of the bachelor in my opinion, but we are not here to read about my opinion. We are here to break down 110% always true facts of who is on top of the bachelor this week. This is proven by the fact that my top two girls from last week are still in the game, wait, no they aren’t. So, I don’t know, maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about anymore, but it’s still…

Bachelor Power Rankings—Week 6

It’s the best time of the year, two-on-one time. This idea, which is practically every man’s fantasy, creates the greatest shit shows in television history. This season’s was no exception, but we will get into that later. This week was headlined by the two-on-one, but there were other very important needle mover things that happened and all in the “city of love,” Paris. Here we go. Date 1: Tourist trip in Paris, Lauren B. Date Grade: B Competitor Grade: B Wow, lots of B’s for Lauren B. Which makes sense…

Bachelor Power Rankings–Week 5

Welcome to the weekly power rankings of your favorite guilty pleasure. As a reference, I use this show completely as entertainment. This show is junk when taking it from any other standpoint. If you truly believe that these people are in this show for love. Nah. Sorry to break your heart, but these guys and girls are in this thing to become at least C list celebrities. Well anyway, let’s get into it. First a little recap of what happened this week. Date 1: Yacht Trip, Chelsea Date Grade: B+…

Sports Section Episode 20: We Acquire Kirk Cousins and LeBron!

Kirk Cousins

Oh yes, that’s right, the boys are back and they have devised a plan not only to reel in prized free agent quarterback Kirk Cousins for the Vikings, but also send LeBron James to the Timberwolves for half of a season. You can thank the remarkable leadership of Chris for that one, though he still hasn’t come around on Teddy Bridgewater. Noah and Sam keep working on him. Also: What’s the Redskins’ angle? Is Cousins the best fit for the Vikings? If (gasp!) somehow he doesn’t end up in Minnesota,…

15 Things To Do Now That The Vikings Lost

If you are like me, you have finally started to get over the depression of the Vikings, once again, crushing every part of our hearts, and reality has started to set in. So, the real question is, what do we do now? I mean for the last five months, 90% of my free time has consisted of now pointless information about how the Vikings defense is the greatest thing ever. SPOILER ALERT. Big Dick Nick showed up in a big way. Well here is the no doubt, 100% best list…

Sports Section Episode 19: Heartbreak Again! [PODCAST]

The boys are back and podcasting from the Bog of Eternal Stench as they struggle to figure out that Vikings stinker against the Eagles. What went wrong? Who’s to blame? All that and more in Episode 19. Also: Did that really happen to our defense? Philly fans are the worst. Chris’ silver lining. Shurmer is gone. Who takes over? QB choices for next season. Chris stands up! Wolves are a 3 seed and playing like it. And more. https://media.blubrry.com/mnsportssection/mnsportssection.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/SportsSectionEpisode19.mp3 This episode is brought to you by the Pit of Despair.…