Sports Section Episode 35: TIE! And Jimmy Butler Speculation

It’s the Section, baby! This week we discuss how much (or little satisfaction) we’re taking in the Great Packers Tie of 2018. Sam likes it, Lamb hates it, Chris is just thinking about Matthew Stafford. PLUS kicking Daniel Carlson (literally and figuratively), the embarrassment of riches on the defensive line, and whether the Bills are a “trap game” (they are not). Also: HOW TO FIX THE TIMBERWOLVES (it’s a good idea). Jimmy Butler speculation. Kirk, how we love thee. More Gophers erections. Hey Assholes! Beauty or Barf. And more! https://media.blubrry.com/mnsportssection/mnsportssection.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/SportsSectionEpisode35.mp3…

Sports Section Episode 34: We’re Back Like Michael Scott

Vikings

We return for Season 2 of the Sports Section like Michael Scott with the Michael Scott Paper Company. It’s Britney, bitch. It’s time for football, so we previewing the Vikings season and trying not to get too aroused about the Gophers’ dominant opener. Plus, we debut a new segment: Hey Assholes! Also: Vikings/49ers thoughts. Anyone nervous? Full season record predictions. Gophers QB Zack Annexstad is basically a Baker Mayfield/Russell Wilson hybrid, NBD. Can the Gophers make a bowl game? Did I mention Hey Assholes? It’s new. You’ll like it. Le’Veon Bell…

Top 10 Most Heartbreaking Minnesota Sports Moments

Swardson

It’s sad how easy it is to make this list. Every Minnesota Sports fan has their own list in their head about getting their hearts ripped out. Well let’s reopen the wounds once again. Here are my top 10 most heartbreaking Minnesota sports moments. I only picked moments that happened since I was born, which was 1988. Don’t worry, still plenty of sadness to go around.   Wild Get Swept in 2015 NHL fans always hear the term “riding the hot goaltender” to the championship. That’s exactly what the 2014-2015…

This Ronald Acuna hit-by-pitch is a load of B.S.

Thoughts and prayers to Ronald Acuna, Jr. after this bean ball. He’s been the most exciting player in baseball over the last two weeks with no sign of slowing down until Jose Urena decided to be a complete idiot today. Here’s the full video; I’ll see ya after. The first time I watched the pitch, I gave Urena the benfit of the doubt… “Ehh, maybe he didn’t have a good feel for the ball yet and the first pitch just slipped. Nope. The slow motion replay makes this such an…

Bachelorette Power Rankings—Week 10

The Bachelorette

I’m going to say this right now, I did not want to watch a 3 HOUR F*CKING FINALE. Are you kidding me ABC??  What the hell are they going to talk about for 3 hours???? Can we please stop this, this episode felt more like a chore than anything really. Another note is this was obviously Becca’s sister’s coming out party. As she played a much bigger role than anyone else in her family. Huge for her brand. Final point. Blake when he watches back on this is going to…